Inclement Singing


Minnow was off today for inclement weather, which is always a bit of a juggling act for us as full-time telecommuters. This morning they got out their mp3 player with the built-in mic and they were phonetically scream-singing what I can only describe as a mashup of 21 Pilots, nursery rhymes, and the theme song to Dora the Explorer.

I was trying really hard not to laugh because I didn’t want to disturb them. It was sound from the soul, man. Straight from the heart and totally incomprehensible. It was probably two steps from John Lennon’s scream therapy. It was brilliant.